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TerseMonkey - Perfil

Fit, ok looking, newly divorced mature,
Idade 65 De Kitchener, Ontario - Online - Mais de 2 semanas atrás
Homem Procurando um Mulher

Informação Básica

Eu Sei Falar  
Inglês, Sérvio
Me Descreveria Como  
I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word.
Signo  
Escorpião

Aparência & Situação

Meu Tipo de Corpo:  
Musculoso
Minha Altura:  
1.83 m
Cor dos Olhos:  
Marrons
Minha Etnia:  
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:  
Divorciado
Com Filhos?  
Sim - Não Em Casa
Quer Ter Filhos?  
Não
Minha Melhor Característica:  
Sorriso
Arte no Corpo  
Marcado/a
Cor de Cabelo:  
Cinza
Animais Que Possuo:  
Não possuo animais
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?  
Sim

Status

Nível Educacional  
Alguma Faculdade
Ocupação  
Autoempregado/a
Especialização  
Construção / Artesanato
Meu Título de Trabalho É  
Multi disciplined problem solver
Eu Moro  
Sozinho
Em Casa  
Amigos Vêm Ocasionalmente
Eu Fumo  
Sim - Mas Não Tabaco
Eu Bebo  
Sim - Um ou Dois

Personalidade

No Colegial, Eu Era Um  
Desportista
Meu Comportamento Social É  
Reservado, Tímido, Observador, Amigável, Cômico/a, Problemático/a, Flertador(a)/Engatatão; Engatatona, Extrovertido/a
Meus Interesses e Atividades São  
Família, Jantar, Fotografia, Exercício, Artes & Artesanato, Esportes, Aprender, Música, Filmes, Internet, Balada em Boates e Botecos/ Sair à Noite para Discotecas e Bares, Dançando, Teatro, Viajar, Cozinhar, Carros, Caçar / Pescar, Jogar Cartas, Acampar, Apostar, Voluntariado, Computadores
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É  
Sair Com Os Amigos, Festas, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Bares / Clubes, Esportes Radicais, Ir A Um Casino, Jogos de vestir, Ir A Um Concerto, Ir A Um Museu
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria  
At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to.
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar  
Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo  
Amigável, Encrenqueiro/a, Legal, Pateta, Maroto

Vistas

Minha Religião É  
Agnóstico
Frequento Serviços  
Nunca
Meu Objetivo na Vida É  
Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now!
Meu Tipo de Humor É  
Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Palhaçada, Obsceno/a

Gosto

Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto  
Desenhos, Documentários, Educativo, Filmes, Esportes
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um  
Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Animação, Suspense
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço  
Sertaneja, Rap, Rock, Pop, Clássica, Blues, Latina, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio  
Educativo, Técnica, Não gosto de ler
Para mim, Diversão É  
Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO

À procura de

O Que Você Acha Atraente?  
Espirituoso/a, Marotice, Espontaneidade, Ousadia, Sensibilidade, Empatia, Grandes Habilidades, Humor, Boa Aparência, Consideração Pelos Outros, Inteligência
O Que Você Procura?  
Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent.
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?  
Amigo, Encontro, Não Importa, Sexo Oral, Apenas Quero Transar
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