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Fit, ok looking, newly divorced mature,
Age 65 From Kitchener, Ontario -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Serbian |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word. |
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Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Muscular |
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My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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Body Art | Scarred |
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My Hair Is | Grey |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Contruction / Craftsman |
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My Job Title Is | Multi disciplined problem solver |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Jock |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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My Goal In Life Is | Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now! |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Sports |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Instructional, Technical, I Don't Like Reading |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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What Do You Look For? | Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck |