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TerseMonkey Profile Information

Fit, ok looking, newly divorced mature,
Age 65 From Kitchener, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Serbian
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am free at last after a long miserable period! Unlike most men my age, my brain is stuck at 35-40 when it cums to constantly thinking about sex. Even though I am quite shy at first, depending on my mood, I could be the life of the party or be satisfied to sit on the sidelines, watch, observe and maybe even fantasize about someone there. I Believe that "you can get away with almost anything if you act like you know what you are doing. It takes some balls sometimes but that's part of the thrill. I am an encourageble flirt! I'll first with anyone. I even jokingly flirt with my gay friends to give them a laugh. Love making people laugh. I'm also very modest so describing myself like this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I am intelligent with good verbal and oral skills. Lol If you google "Spontaneity" you'll see me, I've been told that I have a somewhat rugged, even mean appearance at times but the fact is I am a "High functioning, highly sensitive person". Google it. Interesting read. I can usually sense someone's mood without them saying a word.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Multi disciplined problem solver
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
At this time of year I imagine a private area, high on a hill facing west, at or near sundown with a large bottle of wine and maybe some grapes, cheese and cold cuts. Nice big double chaise lounge or just a blanket. Talk, laugh, drink, get to know each other. And you never know, if there's chemistry we could see what sort of trouble we could get in to.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Being naked in room full of drunken women. Lol
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
Live life in the moment. Enjoy what's happening right now!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
Instructional, Technical, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Since I am feeling horny at this moment my idea of fun would be at a get together or bar or club, blah blah blah. There is a little group of 4-5 or 6 women and you can tell that they are in a party mood. I am close enough to be part of the conversation if I wanted. I ca hear their conversations and the more they drink the raunchier their conversations get. At one point, the subject of oral sex cums up and before you know it they are verbally competing against each other as to who gives the best blow job. I can feel myself getting aroused just by listening to them talk about their different techniques and experiences. Suddenly, one of them says, "we aren't going to get anywhere arguing like this. What we need to do is have a contest where we are all the judges while we watch each other give a blowjob. Someone else says, that's stupid, why don't we let the guy decide? Then yet another one says, "either way, we have a problem. 5 Girls, no guys!" Then the hottest,sexiest mature woman that I've seen in ages (who also seems to be the tipsiest) says"Noooo problem, between the 5 of us we could probably pick up a willing subject in less then a minute. They all laugh and one says, "oh yeah, like who?" The drunk one points at me and says, how about him? Just as I get up to walk past their table. I play dumb and say "how about him, what?" She boldly and straight faced says "all 5 of us what to suck your cock so you can judge who gives the best head." Of course I said yes. There, I just had some fun writing that. LMAO

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Given that I just got divorced and I haven't dated in decades I'm not sure what to expect in reality. So, My fantasy woman? Good looking on the outside but gorgeous inside. Higher than average sex drive. Larger than average firm breasts (natural or not). Hourglass figure. JLo booty. No skinny for me please. No taller than 5 ft 6 in bc I love what 6 inch heels or stilettos do for a woman's legs and I'm 6' even. That way you aren't taller than I am when I take you out to show you off! Adventurous, confident, courageous, intelligent.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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