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Sexy, crazy funny guy, 54, seeks FWB
Age 61 From Palm Desert, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
Sexy, funny as hell, highly intelligent, sensitive, sensual, attentive, conscientious and it is of PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE that my partner's sexual needs are met! Hard working and love to relax with a drink and some classic rock or country, and have a like-minded, in-tune, conservative(outside the bedroom, of course) lady to do the relaxing with! I'm a good looking, stocky guy, who is great with his hands and can fix anything, maybe even your broken heart!?! An awesome cook with passion, who'll make you laugh, cum and wonder, not necessarily in that order! hahaha
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Home Improvement Specialist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, The Movies, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
candle lit dinner, prepared by me on my mountain view patipo, with drinks and music, followed by a concert and trip to the casino
I've Always Wanted To Try  
hot-air ballooning, scuba diving and sex in zero gravity!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
Having a humble abode to call my own (again) and a stable, loving and true, lasting relationship with my best friend With enough resources to make a substantial difference in the lives of those I care about around me!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Instructional, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Blues
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Biography, History, Instructional, Nature, Reference, Science, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Camping & fishing in a secluded spot off-roading casino concerts shooting hiking in the beautiful mountains

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
A smart, witty and sexy lady who speaks her mind and has a great and twisted sense of humor - SHOCKPROOF!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Oral Sex
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