Hmmm, well I'm 6'3" and physically fit. I don't let my sardonic sense of humor get in the way of being a gentleman. I'm looking for an intelligent and creative play partner. I am not looking for one-night stands. Playing with someone once and moving on does not interest me. I would like to develop a trusting relationship that will allow both parties to freely and comfortably explore various perversions. Yikes, that sounded a little stiff. Here's another version of my Introduction:

Let me begin by answering the question that is undoubtedly on your mind: No, you are not dreaming. I really do exist. In my spare time, while not working on #8 and #12 of Hilbert's 23 problems, I enjoy isolating myself and meticulously analyzing every form of nonverbal communication that I've recently received from friends, family, co-workers and strangers.

The meaning of life was revealed to me, at the age of 5, after suffering a blow to head while busting slate on the outskirts of a South American mining colony. Unfortunately, my subconscious has long since redacted this valuable information. I am left to find what peace I can while taking refuge in the tranquil valleys that are periodically nestled amongst the mountainous molehills located between "here" and "there."

If I won a million dollars I'd invest it in the military-industrial complex, the prison-industrial complex and the plus size clothing-industrial complex.

I am Anomalous, Platitudinous, and Ridiculous.

Lew